Better Communication tips

This sort of post is a little off the wall and I cannot verify the true vailidty of this following post. It may be of dubious parentage, but it may perhaps help men to better understand communication signals with women. It was a forward, forward email sent to me and brought a laugh! That is all it is posted for...a laugh! It is not put here as an authoritative statement or placed to offend!

1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying STUFF YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

Comments

Ruby Rideout said…
Craig, seriously that is hilarious! I'm sitting here in the dark on my computer laughing out loud! Each one of those tips is true, very true. HAHAHAHA
Ruby Rideout said…
Especially 2,3, and 5. ;)
Anonymous said…
I agree with Ruby. They're all true. So does this mean we will see a mighty change in the men who'll read these tips? I doubt it.
Anonymous said…
Hilarious and so true to life.

V2T
Anonymous said…
WHATEVERRRRR, Craig!!!

(from a female obviously)
Anonymous said…
Listening now....

Loud sigh!!!!!


(Another female) ;-)

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